then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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