Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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