I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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