If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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