youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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