"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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