Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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