This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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