Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just found puke in my bra..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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