even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
