Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This baby is an asshole
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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