Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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