so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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