i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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