This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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