I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Drunk walkin through police station. America
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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