Do you still have your period?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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