How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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