I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize