question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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