You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Randomize
