fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
