i think my mom watched the whole time
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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