only if we run a train.
done.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
