Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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