His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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