The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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