I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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