if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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