Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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