she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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