She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
did i walk over a car last night?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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