It's Friday. Sex?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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