Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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