I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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