i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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