apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you will always have a special place in my vag
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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