I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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