i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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