Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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