You work out of a Hotel?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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