she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
