Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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