Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
