So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
