Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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