we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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