you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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