He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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