thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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