The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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