sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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