so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dear god my vagina.
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