Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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