How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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