Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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